Roll lazily out of bed and order room service. Complimentary breakfast offered here! I get a tomato omelette, a grilled apple cheese toast and a hash brown.
The hash brown turns out to be a mound of diced and stir-fried potatoes. Uh I may be a big eater but this is beyond me. Plus it's cold... Luckily the grilled cheese toast (sans apple for some reason) is delish.