I managed to make it to Tivoli Gardens on the last night of its Halloween extravaganza, which could have been an amazing experience had I not spent almost the entire evening feeling sorry for myself for having to go to Tivoli by myself.
Being a Sunday evening, and the last night of these particular festivities, the park was crowded. I appreciated the fantastic orange, black, and generally spooky atmosphere they created with all of the lights and decorations, but it also made me aware of how AWESOME the place must be at Christmas time. I’ve never been a big fan of Halloween, though, and perhaps I’m just longing for a bit of Christmas, but yeah.
After I wandered around for an hour or so by myself I had a indecently indulgent meal at one of the restaurants in the park -- also by myself. I only had an appetizer soup and a dessert, but it worked out to 120 Danish krone, or $20 U.S. (Oh the shame!)
It was delicious, though: A pumpkin soup with some kind of fish(?) in it. Sounds weird, but it was good. A note of warning, though: If you have never dined alone, beware that ordering soup is a questionable choice. When you have a dining partner, you can eat soup with more grace, pausing between each spoonful to discuss your waiter's choice of hairstyle, or comment on how sad you are that the candle on your table has gone out, even though that is likely because you guffawed with too much gusto when your dining partner made a slick and sarcastic remark about said waiter's hairstyle.
When you eat soup by yourself, you find there is nothing to really do if you put the spoon down, so you hold the spoon in perpetuity, but you quickly find that holding the spoon while you're not using it is ALSO awkward, so you just keep using it, and before you know it, you are shoveling soup into your mouth at an alarming rate, and you begin to experience a modicum of shame as you realize how much of a heathen you must look to the other diners in the restaurant (a few of which have already smiled at you with a bit too much pity in their eyes for your tastes).
At any rate, I finished my soup. I won't tell you how long it took me.
Then I ordered a raspberry sorbet and chocolate dessert PLATTER that was more intense than I had anticipated, but pretty good. Some of the pieces of chocolate had nuts in them, though, which ruins chocolate for me. I felt bad about leaving them since the server was paying so much attention to me and wanted to know how I liked everything (another thing that often happens to you when you dine alone), so I put those pieces in my napkin and took them to the bathroom with me to throw away. I am awful because: (1) that’s a waste of part of a $10 dessert, and (2) I am afraid of what a random waiter in Denmark who I will never see again will think of me. Oh and (3) what am I, FIVE YEARS OLD???
But yeah. Tivoli.
Try going to an amusement park by yourself sometime. Try walking around alone, watching kids run past you to jump on a ride, their parents trailing behind with a camera and big smiles. Try listening to the screams of delight as friends terrify themselves on purpose on the maniacally dangerous “carnival rides” high above your head. Try watching couple after couple pass you by, holding hands, smiling sweetly at each other, wearing scarves, clutching hot chocolates.
This is not an inordinate amount of fun.
I am sad to say that I became the mildly creepy loner, laughing second-hand laughs at other people's jokes, applauding out of turn for the boyfriend who successfully won a giant stuffed animal for his girlfriend at the dart-and-duck game, or smiling just a little TOO much at other people's children as they toddled by with balloons and ice cream. I am not proud of this.
But I went to Tivoli because it is the second-oldest amusement park in the world, originally opening in 1843, second only to Dyrehavsbakken, which opened in 1583 and is also in Denmark. Tivoli is more popular and more well-known I assume because it is in Copenhagen, and Dyrehavsbakken is near Klampenborg. Where? Exactly.
Whatever. Here are some pictures of Tivoli. I took a lot of them because WHAT ELSE DID I HAVE TO DO?